Marketing 101.

5 07 2011

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Direct Marketing

You’re at a party with some friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, points at you and says, “He’s fantastic in bed.”

That’s Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call saying, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Telemarketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You get up, straighten your tie, walk up and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Public Relations

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”

That’s Brand Recognition

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